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Allright ladies,

You don’t wanna make a huge fool out of yourself when you’re on a date with THAT guy right? Keep in mind the following dos and don’ts for a waterproof romantic evening!

DO!

-Listen to what he has to say. Most men have an ego the size of China. That doesn’t mean they have to be dicks, they just like the confirmation that they’re great and interesting.

-Laugh at his jokes for the very same reason. Nothing’s worse than a guy who’s been made to feel like he’s rightout stupid.

-Make a lot of eye-contact. It’s a psychological thing. People who like each other automatically make way more eye contact, so if you do that he’ll get the feeling you’re really into him, and will also come to like you better.

-Ask about stuff you want to know and that is important to you. You get useful time-filling, all the information you want and a guy who thinks you’re great for being so damn interested.

-Thwirl your hair, play with your glasses, necklace, fork, whatever. Besides the fact that it’s cute, it shows you find him interesting and attractive somehow.

-smiiiiiiiiile! Nobody likes depressed people. Smiling makes you look prettier and more outgoing, it has a happy effect on your guy and you don’t want him asking if he’s done or said anything wrong all night cause your face looks like a thunderstorm, right?

-Stay natural. Despite all the little tricks, be yourself. Don’t pretend to be something you’re not. If you’re shy, you can still do all of the above and be shy in a CUTE way.

Right, now for all the good reasons, all dos can be formulated as don’ts and vice versa, so we’re not gonna repeat everything. upcoming: don’t!!

DON’T!!!!!

-Do NOT dress slutty. a mini skirt and a truly low cut top are for wild parties and cheap women. There’s nothing sexy about a woman walking in looking like she costs $50/hour. Be classy, stylish yet sexy.

-Don’t get drunk. Seriously, nothing’s tackier than a woman talking shit, being unable to stand, puking and smelling of alcohol. Don’t let him get you drunk either. If you decide to have only one or two glasses of wine or something, don’t let him talk you into drinking more. Stick by your choice, easy chance to see if he respects your decisions.

-Don’t reveal too much really personal information. People don’t need to know how your aunt killed herself on your sixteenth birthday when they’ve just met you, neither do they want to know about the yeast infection or how many guys you’ve slept with.

-Don’t talk about your ex-boyfriends all the time. There’s a certain type of women who for some reason always feel the need to compare -everything- to the way their ex did it. You, dear ladies, have NO chance. I’m sorry.

-Last but not least: Do not be late without a really good excuse. Really, it’s not nice to keep your date waiting..

Of course I don’t need to make a seperate point about trying not to fart, burp, snort, spill food or drinks all over yourself, etc. I truly believe you are all wise enough to know these things are best avoided.

Have fun, there’s a guy out there for all of us. Happy hunting!

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